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At first glance, this song might seem like a homophobic rant, but we assure you there is a specific moral message, and we got nothing against anyone who finds someone else who makes them happy... regardless of what type of junk anybody has. The message is: "Anyone CAN stereotype and pigeon-hole any other person, but you probably shouldn't." It's kind of a long story.
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Don the banker hates his father,
wishes he was wishing for a whisker biscuit like his brother,
while he and Dan mouthfuck each other.
You are the knife in my side,
you are the shampoo running in my eyes,
you are the sliver underneath my fingernail.
Don’s in hiding, advertising,
would-be woodsman seeking young bagpipe performer looking for a pixie pitbull pistol pitcher.
Nine months passed without vacation,
way too tan for a Caucasian,
middle management promotion,
power-trippin’ flood gate open.
You’re a filthy criminal and wholly irresponsible,
you need to see examples of your actions taking shape.
I will be immovable, I will be unreasonable,
I’ll make sure from here on out you never trust a bank.
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