I put my left eye socket in my right front pocket and then,
Winked one last time ‘for I dug the right out with a pen.
Now I see no more.
I’m blind to the world like I was blind to the world before.
And yes sir, I say:
Ain’t it great to be back I said I’m glad to be back, I am!
With a plan of attack, I got plans of attacking them.

Paid four and a quarter for a deep dark porter and then,
I bought a twenty-piece set of the cheapest cigarettes again.
Now I sway no more. Cuz I’m lying in the middle of my best friends living room floor.

Now a bit run over, with a heart hungover to show,
Give me five minutes, I got half a pint a beer to go.
Nod and smile, hold yourself together it’s the best you’ll be in a while.

Nothing in my wallet, well I guess I’ll call it a day.
I gotta pick three scabs so I can settle up my tab and say:
One for the road! And two for the friend who’s intent on driving me home.